Friday May 5 @ 12:05pmI hate the word homophobia.
It is not a phobia.
You are not scared.
You are just an asshole.
Friday May 5 @ 12:05pmI was hoping as I got older I would learn to be able to make phone calls without getting really anxious. Nope.
This is a good sign, having a broken heart. It means we have tried for something.
Elizabeth Gilbert (via kari-shma)
Friday May 5 @ 12:03pm
- 1950's lyrics: Love me tender, love me true, all my dreams fulfilled. For, my darling, I love you, and I always will.
- 1960's lyrics: When the girl in your arms is the girl in your heart, then you've got everything.
- 1970's lyrics: I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world.
- 2012 lyrics: Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt.
No, it’s not “whatever.” We have a relationship worth fighting for, and I’m not going to let this go. Even though we’ve fought maybe even more than we’ve laughed lately, I can’t just give up on this. I can’t pretend like you never made a difference in my life. I’ll fight for this if you will.
Friday May 5 @ 12:03pm
How I hear Sofia Vergara's Covergirl commercial:
- Sofia Vergara: BOARD WIDTH CHORE JUAN TRIC LIPSTIC? DEN LID A DUBBLE LIVE! WIDTH NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL. CREAMY COLLAR ON JUAN END, CHIMMERY COLLAR ON THE UTTER. SO YOU CAN FLEP CHORE LOOK FROM DA MANURE TO DAIRY. NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL.
Sleeping alone is better than sharing your bed with someone who shares a bed with someone else when you’re not around.
Friday May 5 @ 12:02pm
guiltiest-of-pleasures asked: is it a boy or girl?!?!
idk.
Thursday May 5 @ 08:53pm
Maybe I wasn’t asking you to love me, maybe I was asking you to understand, because for so long I’ve been hurt and for so long you’ve ignored it, and maybe it is bad timing, but maybe, I don’t care. I’ve been here all along just waiting, waiting for you to notice, waiting for you to care. Waiting for you to say that you’ve been waiting too, and you haven’t and maybe you never will or maybe you’re afraid to. But it all hurts the same, and in the end, I’m the one that’s left broken and when I lay down to sleep, I’m still the one crying, so screw the bad timing. I’ve loved you then, like I love you now, like I probably always will.
(via wordsandlyrics)
Thursday May 5 @ 12:18pm
